Wonder How We Passed Our Exams!

By Review Boss On September 26, 2006 Under Fun & Entertainment, Kids, Teens, Weird News

You can’t blame your kid for his/her failure!

Ever since I started believing in myself, success became a reality!

Hello parents,

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails in the examination, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Ten typical reasons for failure of students.

1.   Sundays-52 in a year. You know Sundays are for rest. It is the day you mingle with your family, date with loved ones, cook something for family and give them a surprise of life, if they are not hospitalized. So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Days left 313.

2.   Summer holidays-50, where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Also students carry small trips their granny’s place, or hostel/boarding residing students will visit their parents. May be it is the right time to learn something on art and culture, attend karate class; learn singing…those mentioned things in your bio data and you never new! In total it is the right time to carry extra curricular activities. So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep means another 130 days GONE.  Sound mind is in a sound body always bear good result. A healthy mind is always ready to grasp things faster and easier. According to doctors, a human on an average should sleep eight hours per day to be healthy. Good health is the sign of bright student right! So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Days left 141.

4.   1 hour for daily playing- means 15 days.  Again playing and body exercise helps to maintain a positive approach. It relaxes your body and improves the blood flow! So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Days left 126.

5.   2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30 days. Doctors always advice their patients to chew properly before swallow the food. As per survey one should chew 32 times before it enters stomach! Cows and buffalo’s will guide you if you are confused. So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Days left 96.

6.   1 hour for talking means 15 days. Man is a social animal. Communication is the common barrier. You should communicate strongly to have a good impression. You should practice continues talking if you want to become politician. So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Days left 81.

7.   Exam days- per year at least 35 days. You are picketed with nasty and unrealistic test and monthly exam. These things divert your concentration over a deep study for the final exam. Petty things always yield small returns and a big achiever will never show interest in small things. So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Days left 46.

8.    Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Festivals bind your cultural relationship with others. As Lord says `love your neighbors’  festivals are the right time to show your love on the neighboring girl/boy. So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Minimum sickness or ill feeling proves your human existence. It is only the gods and goddesses who never fall sick. Even they felt, it were in the days of history and not now. Currently gods are so busy that they do not have time to think about sickness. They are developing new software both for heaven and hell maintenance. Once the installation is over, they may fall sick. So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.  You are teenager and most of the investment on theatres and pubs will be made on your faith. You cannot ditch the theatre or a pub. You should attend to both to avoid adding `un cultured’ before your name! So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.  That is the auspicious day that earth was complemented by your valuable birth. Every one should get opportunity to greet and get your blessings! So study activity cannot be carried on those days.

Balance = 0

“Then how can a student pass the examination provided that no time to study??”  Please do not blame students for failure!